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[05 Aug 2005|11:10pm]

We have a theory that Bagel Bites could be used as more effective, travel-sized ammo. A whole mess of them can fit in a purse/backpack, along with a slingshot, which can increase the P&S (Pain and Stain) of all mini pizza bagels.

Victims with white shirts seem like the best targets.

We have yet to test this theory out, though. We'll inform you if it works, and likewise, if this is an effective method of bagel bombing, comment and tell us!

--AK & BS
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awesome. [31 Jul 2005|03:09am]

holy shit, i work at a bagel store. i totally have access to ammo, and believe me... i am mightly tempted at times to launch these things at customers.

especially the tourists.
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[28 May 2005|08:11pm]

As some of us know, Bagel Bombing has recently come back into prominence.

Today, I walked out to my car to find that some young miscreant had splattered an egg all over my back window.

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BagelLSDLove [28 May 2005|02:45am]

[ mood | Rowdy ]

Good news, people! Bagel Bombing is better than ever!

Why, lastnight, we were chased by a wigger and hit a douche in a phone booth! Oh, the awesomosity! Love! Summer of love! and bagels! Bagel love Summer!

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[13 Apr 2005|11:05pm]

...you know, it really seems like bagel bombing is such a far reaching sport, activity, etc. I mean, its something your average WASP could enjoy, but then, your crusty punks and vegans alike could partake in it without hurting themselves, ya know?

I just think bagel bombing is the best thing since they put cocaine into rock form and called it crack. Who agrees?
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Put the Lime in the Coke You Nut! [13 Apr 2005|09:18pm]

[ mood | Whahoo ]

Bagel bombing eh?
Sounds like a good idea for a video game...
Hells yeah I would buy it! ^.^
There would be a cream cheese meter and one would refill it by getting paid off from people who want bagels thrown at someone and go buying some more
Wonderful idea, no?
But, I am still a bagel-bombing virgin
*bats eyes innocently and giggles*

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[22 Dec 2004|10:56am]

Look guys, we need to go bombing today or tommorow.

Heres a sample crew, in no particular order:

C-Rock (head bagel thrower, passenger side)
Adam (Driver)
Edgar (Director, sits behind C Rock)
Reese (co head bagel thrower, sits behind driver)

Thats not to say that edgar and Adam couldnt throw as well.

Ill contact everybody today and see whats up.

plus, Last night:

Brasil AND Empire Cafe looked packed. I can only harbor high aspirations for Beso and other prime Bagel_Bombing locales.
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[22 Dec 2004|12:39am]

Bagel Bombing is about to make a comeback. Ask the patrons of Brazil. They'll tell you. No one is safe. Fear will once again be struck into the heart of every fucking yuppie roaming the Westheimer strip. Seriously guys, don't eat outside if you know what's good for you.
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just wondering... [14 Dec 2004|08:38pm]

Is anybody bagel bombing over the winter break?
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Welcome Our Newest Member [30 Sep 2004|11:02pm]

Hey we have a new addition to our community by the name of squishietofu. Amazingly enough, she does not go to our high school, or even live in Houston, TX! Uh sorry to call you out like that Squishie, but maybe you could tell us a little about yourself? I am particularly interested in learning how you discovered our little Bagel Bombing community. Hope to hear from you soon!
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[26 Sep 2004|04:07pm]

Alright, last night, 9-25-2004

Got chased 3? times.

Found a new restaurant: Beso on Westheimer, easy to hit, and full of yuppies!!!!

Got a fratboy on the back of the head and his black friend (obviously the one adept at sports) threw it back and got us.

Hmm... Got a bunch of young rich white girls on kirby!!!

And bagel dough is really a treasure to find in the dumpster.

if i forgot anything, reese, correct me.
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[18 Sep 2004|10:47am]

i joined because reese, i admire your spunk.


admittedly nothing to do with bagels.
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First Thing [18 Sep 2004|01:36am]

Hopefully this will grow into a thriving community of Bagel Bombers and those interested in Bagel Bombing. But people have to join first, you know?
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